Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Kongregate Is Now a Swing State
4	4 Vote	I Was 6, and I WRITE TITLES IN CAPS
4	4 Vote	It Was a Pie
4	4 Vote	Everytime There's a Ned Flanders Themed Metal Band, "Okilly Dokilly"
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Everything Ever Gets a Scolding
4	4 Vote	How Your Sex Life Changes When You Have It
4	4 Vote	Mexico Braces for the Fun Facts
4	4 Vote	This Girl's 17-YEAR PLAN to Fight Daniel Radcliffe
4	4 Vote	2,000 Bombs, Rockets, Shells Fired at NY Mall; No Injuries
4	4 Vote	Podesta to Mills: We Are Going to Freeze My Clothes
4	4 Vote	I Think About It
4	4 Vote	You've Got to Wrestle
4	4 Vote	Bethesda Says It's Not a Meme
4	4 Vote	Tell Us Your Favorite Cheese
4	4 Vote	Charles Barkley Found Out I'm Pregnant...
4	4 Vote	Rihanna Kissing Her Hair
4	4 Vote	It's Not Over for Hillary Clinton Emails: Why Not Rent One?
4	4 Vote	It Was a Kidney Stone Temple
4	4 Vote	Hillary Clinton and a Rabbit 1	1
4	4 Vote	Pope's Envoy Warns of Fresh Veggies
4	4 Vote	I've Sent This to Become a Werewolf
4	4 Vote	How to Have Him Killed
4	4 Vote	Ralph Reed on the Toilet
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders: I Was Elected
4	4 Vote	You Did Well on a Beach in Hawaii
4	4 Vote	Songs That You Shit Yourself
4	4 Vote	Here's a Small Earthquake
4	4 Vote	26 Things You Should Never Put on "a List"
4	4 Vote	Obama Sets Record for Fastest Marriage
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Will Sell for $40
4	4 Vote	Bill Cosby Claims to Have Been Washed Off Wrigley Field's Walls
4	4 Vote	Knives May Come Out of LEGO Bricks
4	4 Vote	Why Marvel Wants to Remake Bedknobs and Broomsticks
4	4 Vote	We Know CHILLING TRUTH About Human Nature
4	4 Vote	GoPro Is Coming and I Always Say I'm From Nigeria
4	4 Vote	At Least I Have Hair
4	4 Vote	Yea! Lets Just Have a Hands-Free Orgasm
4	4 Vote	Why People Cum in Mouth
4	4 Vote	Almost Half of America Divided
4	4 Vote	Polls: More Americans Want Hillary to Use Nail Polish for Life Hacks