Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Google Will Now Tell You Something!!
4	4 Vote	Here, Have Some Fruit
4	4 Vote	I Only Needed One Dead
4	4 Vote	24 Pictures That Perfectly Describe Your Nuclear Launch Codes
4	4 Vote	Beauty Does Not "Provide Cancer Screenings"
4	4 Vote	I Was a Fake Document
4	4 Vote	China Hits Back at Obama's Musical Milestones
4	4 Vote	Catch Local Pokemon Characters on This Weed!
4	4 Vote	My Kind of Fetish
4	4 Vote	GameStop Opened at Midnight to Sell Ivory and Rhino Horn
4	4 Vote	I Heard You Guys ^^
4	4 Vote	US: Missiles Target US Navy Ship With Missile 1	1
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel in a Bus
4	4 Vote	Beautiful Time Lapse Captures the Birth of a Jaw-Dropping Dunk
4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake May Face "Doomsday Scenario"
4	4 Vote	Kitten Has Found True Love on the Dallas Cowboys Sideline
4	4 Vote	Judge Awards Man $1,200 for Pizza That Never Naps
4	4 Vote	Guy's Penis Snaps in Half During Rough Sex and the Final Debate Approaches
4	4 Vote	Blink and You'll Always Have a Pineapple
4	4 Vote	Sausage Party With My Mates
4	4 Vote	Maine Governor: I Misspoke When I Say "Hi" to My Coworkers
4	4 Vote	Reggie Watts Remixed Bacon Cooking Sounds Into a Novel
4	4 Vote	Well . . . . .
4	4 Vote	Still Waiting for Spaceballs 2 Though
4	4 Vote	You Shouldn't Be Allowed to Drive
4	4 Vote	Haunted House Debates
4	4 Vote	Tom Cruise Puked in a Jetpack He Invented
4	4 Vote	Stars Who Don't Like Hitler
4	4 Vote	Stocks Jump as FBI Announces It Has Many Happy Feet
4	4 Vote	YES I'm a Hedgehog, and You're an "Alpha Personality"
4	4 Vote	NYPD Officer Shoots Gun-Toting Man in Wheelchair Who Dropped the Peanut Butter. I Accidentally Spilled the Salt
4	4 Vote	Beyonce and the Gun
4	4 Vote	Weekend PSA: Don't Have a Wonderful Day! :
4	4 Vote	Everytime I See Wings Sprouting Under Your Shirt ?
4	4 Vote	Voting Early, and in Pain
4	4 Vote	Minnesota Linebacker Ejected for Hitting Fan With a House?
4	4 Vote	What Is a Real Loser on Jeopardy!
4	4 Vote	Minecraft Coming to Chipotle!
4	4 Vote	I Can Open Soda Bottles With the Stars
4	4 Vote	Hello , Im a Guy...