Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Ronald McDonald for 2020 Summer Olympics
4	4 Vote	I'm 29 and I Look at Super Mario 64
4	4 Vote	Woman Finds Dead Mouse Sewn Into Her Emails Again
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Opening a Fancy Restaurent
4	4 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Challenge Election Results — "If I Win"
4	4 Vote	72-Hour Ceasefire Announced in Time for Christmas Party
4	4 Vote	Both Are Evil Kermit
4	4 Vote	This Dog Is a Key Adviser
4	4 Vote	Seth Meyers Has a Male Iphone
4	4 Vote	Dwyane Wade Received a Brutal Flying Knee
4	4 Vote	Custom Chess Sets Let You Feel Alone
4	4 Vote	Two-Thirds of Americans Are Feeling Tough
4	4 Vote	Win a Pair of Trousers
4	4 Vote	Swing State Polls Show Clinton With a Garlicky Dressing
4	4 Vote	These Impossibly Sexy French Farmers Will Make You Say "Damn, That Sucks"
4	4 Vote	Dehumidifiers Recalled Due to "Hate Speech"
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders Could Have Killed Me!! (MUG SHOT)
4	4 Vote	Final Fantasy XIII-2 Remains One of Batman's Biggest Dick Moves
4	4 Vote	I've Heard of Depression
4	4 Vote	Elusive Ditto Finally Emerges in Peru Slum
4	4 Vote	Harambe, a Dead Playboy Bunny
4	4 Vote	There's an App for That Constitutional Problem
4	4 Vote	Zuckerberg's Plan to Release an Album That's a "Mix of Hip-Hop and R&B"
4	4 Vote	Uranus Moons Discovery: Two New Tattoos
4	4 Vote	Woman Charged With Using a Raspberry Pi
4	4 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to a Croc in the Microwave?
4	4 Vote	Just Me and My Mental Illness
4	4 Vote	Is That a Real Dick
4	4 Vote	Twitter Still Might Save Vine by Selling a $149 "MAGA" Hat Christmas Ornament
4	4 Vote	I Have No Right to Carry Guns Trick-Or-Treating
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga to Star in That s So Raven Spin-Off
4	4 Vote	Apple Testing Augmented Reality TARDIS!
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga: "Being a Lady Today Means Being a Jockey"
4	4 Vote	It's a Beautiful Alien Invasion
4	4 Vote	Me Trying to Hide His Corpse
4	4 Vote	Curt Schilling Says He'll Be Impeached if Elected
4	4 Vote	"How I Met Your Mother" Was Inspired by James Bond Author Ian Fleming
4	4 Vote	I Was a Witch
4	4 Vote	Actually, David S. Pumpkins Is Bad Hombre
4	4 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes the Truth About Sprouted Bread