xabasto

Voted Headlines
160
Vote
"Death Star" Destroyed During the NASA Apollo Missions
130
Vote
So... An Ape Was Just Observed Having Consensual Sex With Shakespeare
206
Vote
Don't Break the Bro Code Rule You Fckn Vegan Eggplant
250
Vote
Hello You Little F#ck
197
Vote
Kanye West Out of Pokéballs
121
Vote
Sad Jesus Is Sad He Can't Stop Smiling
129
Vote
New Viacom CEO Interested in Acquiring a Piece of Wood
229
Vote
Obama Suggests the Titanic Had Wi-Fi
258
Vote
Don't Turn Into a Demon
361
Vote
Hillary Clinton Says Putin Played a Role in Star Trek IV
343
Vote
Republicans Confident They Will Eat You Alive
189
Vote
Suddenly Liberals Are the 7 Newest Pokémon in Pokémon Go
268
Vote
Yeah... I'm Bored.... And I Witnessed a Murder!
517
Vote
Depression Level: ∞
331
Vote
I'm 25 and Still No Lasers
207
Vote
Brexit Leader: I'll Do "Whatever I Can" to Make It Worse
360
Vote
Obama Knew About Vampires
285
Vote
Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years!
238
Vote
They Uploaded the Meme Incorrectly
216
Vote
Wish I Wasn't a Horse
370
Vote
I've Made a Mistake
165
Vote
Obama Is "Most Frustrated" He Couldn't Pass Gun Control in Skintight Catsuit
222
Vote
All the Fish You're Eating Is Actually Fish
413
Vote
For $2, You Can Stop Crying
57
Vote
Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
522
Vote
America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
187
Vote
That's No Moon, It's a Pretty Big Thing
104
Vote
Hitler Responds to Bill Cosby
59
Vote
Report: Indiana to Fire Everyone in 2016
388
Vote
Whatever Dude, Just Take a Nap
172
Vote
President for Sale at $5 a Month
144
Vote
Interview With a Spoon
358
Vote
Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
76
Vote
Bernie Sanders: This Campaign Was About Batman -
401
Vote
Death Toll Rises to $18.67
368
Vote
People Are Still Tasty
454
Vote
Time to Get Off This Planet
73
Vote
Prince Harry Releases Five Baby Turtles Into the White House?
334
Vote
Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
326
Vote
Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising