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This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
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A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
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The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
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Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
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David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist
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Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
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So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
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Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
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UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
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This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
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This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
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27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
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Why Americans Should Be Illegal
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21 Ways to Eat Bees
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18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
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I Grew Up in an Elevator
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Masturbating in the Air
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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
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Fly Like an Asshole
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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Dog That Thinks It's 1999 Again
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My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
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Here's How to Grow
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How the World Has Been Canceled
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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I'm Never Going to Die
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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Skydiving Without a Condom?
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property