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11 Best Pieces of Shit
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Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II
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Bob the Builder Suffers
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Street Fighter 5's New Stage Lets You Erase Every Embarrassing Thing You've Even Done
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Pope Francis Grants All Priests the Power of Sexting
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No, There Is Nothing Better Than John Cena Because He's the Best
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
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President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
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Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
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Shut Up and Die
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Everything Is Very Dangerous
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Former Adviser to George W. Bush, an Ass
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Mafia III Is Now $2,000 Off
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When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Hilary Duff Apologizes for Video Games
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When You Realize Some Shit
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Feral Cats Are Being Discovered All Over Me
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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I Am a Simple Bucket
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Apple Is Trying to Smash Windows
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The Blue Screen of Death Metal
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Scientists Confirm That Sex Really Does Grow on Trees
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Brain Implant Restores Sense of Shame
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No, Hillary Clinton Wins
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Man Shot Dead on Way to Do Evil
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Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
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Tim Kaine Was Caught Screaming at His Own Feet
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23 Actors Who Were Born
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I Deserve a Fucking Medal
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Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason
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In Finland We Are Bonded by Satan
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Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks
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Trump May Have Been Caused by Error
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Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna