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I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
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Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
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The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
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Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
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NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
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Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
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Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
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How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
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Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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You Can Make You Dumber
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
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Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
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Pimp My Baby Piglet
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Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
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This Is Officially Fucked
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
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Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
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Mr Wizard Is a Horse
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Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened
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18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
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World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
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LeBron James Bond
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You Have a Huge Design Flaw
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Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
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College Bro Has Amazing Ass
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Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels