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Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
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Kanye Stands Alone in Wolf-Infested Siberian Wilderness
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Gary Johnson Wins
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Paper Mario: Color Splash Pre-Load Accidentally Lets Wii U Owners Play the "Angry Black Woman"
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The Kiwi Bird, Can't Fly, Can't Climb, Can't Defend Itself From Greed
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Trump Runs Headfirst Into the Ocean
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Crash Bandicoot Is in Libya
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It's So Wrong It's Right Wing
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DC Comics Is Celebrating Jack Kirby's 100th Birthday With a Strain of Harmful Bacteria
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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Britain Warned It Could Explode
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RIP Krillin, You Will Absolutely Die
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Stolen Van Gogh Paintings Found in Train Station, One Explodes
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Snoop Dogg Wants to Return to Arkham
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France Bans Use of That Thing
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You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia
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Apple Has Filed to Patent a Bag of Dicks?
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Meat Loaf OK After Getting Jammed in Car's Grill
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More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
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Hillary's "nurse" Is Actually an ANACONDA
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You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7
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911 Operator Arrested for Stealing 3 French Fries
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Exclusive Interview With a Low-Quality Meme
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Here's How to Graduate From College With a Keyboard Shortcut
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People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot
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ASTRONOMER: Extraterrestrial Life May SUCK
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After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata
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Guy Barely Survives After Jump Off Bed
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So... My Cat Is a God Eater
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Illegal Alien Kids Born IN US Illegally
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Where Are All My Clothes
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President Obama: I'm Pretty Confident About Where "The Simpsons" Actually Takes Place
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I Just Got Worse
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Nike Is Patenting a Machine Gun Because Why Not?
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This Water Is Wet
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Jeff Foxworthy Joins the Fray in Street Fighter
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Satan Has Finally Changed His Wardrobe
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4 Year Old That Isn't a Threat — Yet
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Eevee Is Ready for the First Debate
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U.S. Should Stop Being Stupid