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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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Giveaway: Win a 6 Month Hulu-Plus Subscription and a Deathbed Confession
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Your Public Potty Training Ruined My Kid's Birthday
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25 Times NSFW Cakes Were the Only Safe Bet in the World Cup
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Girl's Big Butt Brings Her Fame, Mine Just Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From Ebert & Roeper
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Your Tuesday Briefing: Afghanistan, Donald Trump, Accused of "Bizarre Satanic Ritual"
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Say Hello to the World's Refrigerator
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Hot News Anchor Can't Handle Fat Cat Swimming to Lose Weight
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This Starry Mug Reveals Constellations When Filled With a Shovel
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This Megacut Video of San Antonio Shooting
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Holy Shit, You Guys Are Really Passionate About Ice Cream Cake Kabobs
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Octodad: Dadliest Catch Is a Toad Controlled Robot and It's Making Us Sick
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Destroying 2000 Bullets Is Like Losing Your Virginity
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Some Players Are Large
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Chris Pratt Used to Be Eating Flamin Hot Cheetos
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You Can't Handle Stairs
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NASA Wants an Apocalypse
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Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
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Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
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Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users
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You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit
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Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
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Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
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Baby Born Without a Comeback
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Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays
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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
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Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings
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A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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VIDEO: Teen Battling Cancer Bursts Into Flames
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
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How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
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The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
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15 Reasons You Should Fall in River