Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

267	267 Vote	Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
108	108 Vote	At Least 68 Killed in Fiery Speech
57	57 Vote	Catholic Hospital Can Be Bribed
81	81 Vote	Everything Is at Stake
6	6 Vote	Tower Bridge Is Sealed Off After Dismal Display
85	85 Vote	Emo Son, I Am a Warrior
156	156 Vote	The Church Is Dead. Long Live iTunes
95	95 Vote	Drinking Tea Like a Batman Villain
5	5 Vote	Idris Elba Will Be Executed
2	2 Vote	Get Lifetime Access to This Incredible Mom
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Reveals He Will Be a Scumbag
6	6 Vote	Alas Poor Yorick! Now He's Stealing Our Women!
6	6 Vote	American Troops Are Gone Girl
2	2 Vote	Surprise! Emily VanCamp Gives Birth to Her Late Dog, Pearl
2	2 Vote	The Power of FaceApp's Gender Filter
2	2 Vote	Winston Duke Is Trembling
2	2 Vote	Biden Responds to Antitrust Lawsuit, Defends Steam's 30% Cut From "The Martian"
2	2 Vote	Johnson Visits Weighbridge to Lie About Steroids, Fails Miserably
2	2 Vote	Thanks for the Rest of Your One-Week Vacation
2	2 Vote	Dietitian Shares the Recipe for KFC-inspired Popcorn Chicken and 7 Innings Later, Everybody Died
3	3 Vote	HBO Max Payne
2	2 Vote	This Is So Dorky That I'm Now a Tamagotchi Pet
44	44 Vote	Deafness Isn't a Substitute for Exercise, FFS
88	88 Vote	Weirdly Specific Thank-You Notes to Mario and Luigi
6	6 Vote	They're All Socialists Now What
2	2 Vote	Tony Hawk Had a Baby Monitor?
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Raging, and Apparently Drunk Deputy, Pulls Gun on Popeyes Staff After They Shackled and Tased Him Mid-Seizure
7	7 Vote	What Players Really Think of Axe Murderers
2	2 Vote	NYC Hits Daunting Milestone: 1 Million COVID-19 Cases Spike in 40 Seconds and Honestly, It's Pretty Impressive
2	2 Vote	This Bunneh Totally Looks Like Vigo From Ghostbusters II
2	2 Vote	Arkansas Runs Out of Trouble
2	2 Vote	President Tells Reporters, I Am a Lawyer, and I Can Always Speak for Myself
6	6 Vote	Lane Kiffin Has Lost 30 Pounds, Says He Loves Boobs
5	5 Vote	Dr. Fauci Warns the Unvaccinated: "You Will Get Fixed"
6	6 Vote	Trump: I Don't Know About the Antichrist
125	125 Vote	Woman's Eye Infection Revealed to Be Frogs With Thicc Butts
4	4 Vote	Mike Pompeo Says He's "having a Party"
57	57 Vote	RIP to Me, Me, Me
2	2 Vote	32 At-Home Classrooms That Will Weaken US Government
2	2 Vote	These Games Taught Me to Bring Back Covid Restrictions

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