Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Chickens Bred to Lay Eggs, Study Shows
114	114 Vote	Here's Why I'm Ready to F**king Die!
76	76 Vote	White House Facing Legal Trouble, Authorities Say F**K
19	19 Vote	At Least 840 Dead in Sorority Parking Lot
124	124 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
59	59 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
21	21 Vote	Service Dogs in Wheelchairs Gleefully Run Around the World With Vaccines
56	56 Vote	Weak and Predictable Emmy Awards Fails to Solve Real-World Problems
25	25 Vote	Archbishop on Biden's Catholicism: The President Has Never Been Weirder
63	63 Vote	All the Bagels Have Been Very Effective
147	147 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
3	3 Vote	Batman: The Long Weekend
4	4 Vote	Kanye Didn't Fall Off. He's Always Been Better in Theory Than Practice
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
3	3 Vote	Building Full of Happy Swimming Pigs
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
100	100 Vote	The Healthiest Products You Can Still Eat if You're Buried Alive
9	9 Vote	Jonathan India Is Running Away With a Horse Girl, Confirmed
2	2 Vote	How "Panic Porn" and Shark Attack Politics Promote Fear and Hope
82	82 Vote	That's One Hell of a Hole
37	37 Vote	The Horror of Your Latte Consumption
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
4	4 Vote	3 Dead in an Uber and Now He's Level 99
4	4 Vote	America Is a Flat Surface
34	34 Vote	I Have Been Made by Neanderthals
43	43 Vote	Diamond Princess Cruise Ship Almost Crashes Into Maryland Home Depot
4	4 Vote	What Happened to My Bad Ideas
3	3 Vote	Anyone Who Worked on Consumer Protection, Dies
3	3 Vote	Student Shot Dead in Tub With Stab Wounds
26	26 Vote	Arizona Republicans Are Just Disappointing
57	57 Vote	Walmart to Give Fish Their Freedom
53	53 Vote	Hayden Christensen Will Play Carmen Sandiego in Netflix's Tiger King ?
4	4 Vote	Students Plea to Jesus
34	34 Vote	Entire New Orleans to Become Politically Intolerant
86	86 Vote	Leading Virologist: We Are Going to Die!
122	122 Vote	President Trump to Meet With Trump to Pardon Him
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force
4	4 Vote	BUSTED: Publisher Who Pretended to Be Held Liable
4	4 Vote	Bidens Dog Champ Dies at 73
115	115 Vote	New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat

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