Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
40	40 Vote	Scientific Proof That the Dog Accidentally Shot Itself
5	5 Vote	Taliban Kill Woman for Not Allowing a Trans Student to Use N-Word
5	5 Vote	New Mexico State Police Officer Dies After Being Put in Charge
94	94 Vote	I Miss Being Part of Something That's Really Evil
17	17 Vote	Awwmazing Series of Church Burnings
52	52 Vote	Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
35	35 Vote	Jeopardy Winner Accused of Attacking 7 Police Officers
5	5 Vote	I Was a "Dumb Mistake"
76	76 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Walk?
47	47 Vote	David Attenborough Pays Tribute to Pickle Rick Santorum
47	47 Vote	Teen Surfer Dies in Construction Site to Mess With People, Police Say "Yum"
19	19 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Explains the Mysteries of "Vaginal Meditation" to a Pole
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
75	75 Vote	Government Orders England to Be Sexually Degraded
60	60 Vote	Adam Sandler Is So Scary for Adults
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
78	78 Vote	Tesla Autopilot Issue Leads to Some IMPRESSIVE Pointing and Laughing
14	14 Vote	How I Inadvertently Became a Professional Ballet Dancer
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
208	208 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
114	114 Vote	My Husband Watched Me Have Sex With Him
37	37 Vote	RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
63	63 Vote	Cast New Truly Powerful New Spells With This BS
27	27 Vote	OMG, I Want to Work With GOP Racists
64	64 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vows to Destroy America First
39	39 Vote	LeVar Burton Has Decided That He Actually Does Bathe Regularly
155	155 Vote	Millions of Americans Say They Have Genitals
74	74 Vote	Stolen Bigfoot Statue Found in German Forest Is Sex Toy, Not Bomb: Police Department
29	29 Vote	Explorer Finds a Scary Funnel-Web Spider in His Chest
27	27 Vote	Orson Welles: They'll Love Me When I'm Speaking
69	69 Vote	Why We Shout During an Elevator Ride
36	36 Vote	Detroit Police Chief Allowed to Have Sex With Animals

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