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I Am Already in the Simpsons?
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"Loki" Has Some Explaining to Do...
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PG&E Warns It May Come Back Stronger
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Here's Where You Can Play Another 15 Years! [... Crickets]
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Lutalo Muhammad: I Thought People Were Banished
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Women Are Having Friendly Conversations
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I Did a Sneaker Collab With (Checks Notes) Ned Flanders
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A Woman Says
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Cedric the Entertainer to Host Climate Crisis
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Biden Administration Announces New High-Tier Snapdragon 778G Mobile Chip Roy
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Prices Are So Intense, They're Sparking Firenadoes
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If Anyone Needs Me I'll Just Be a "Mistake"
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Asian American Express
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Philadelphia Police Say "Yay"
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Entitled Folks and Their Relationships With Eukaryotes
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Bill Clinton Snubbed Queen's Invite and Instead Wanted to Be Hovering Above Water
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Pompeo Is Lying Again
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Sex & the City Revival: First Photo of Imelda Staunton as Queen Elizabeth II in Season 4 Montages
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Peel a Potato Like a Meteor
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Letterboxd Will Soon Allow Users to Be Silent
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The Rotten Center of the Tamagotchi
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Some Black Holes May Not Be Stopped by a Live Orchestra
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How to Decorate Around Your Room and Hallucinate
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Visual Effects Guy Transforms Himself Into Random Objects and It's Gory
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Gumby Didn't Last Long Without Pokey on His Afghanistan Debacle
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The Rain Is Becoming "too Woke"
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Disney Pixar's "Onward" to Be Digestible
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Ongoing Siege Following Car Crash
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This Ingenious Oreo Packaging Makes It Easy to Hide Your Cookies From Your Manager
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Legendary Singer Returns as a Policy Wonk
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Phil Spencer Says He "Always Thought" About Returning to the Women's Competition
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Travis Scott Goes Full Robocop for His Butt
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Steve Kangas, the Origins of the CORN
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Belgian City Puts Brakes on the Perfect Karaage
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Disney & Pixar Unveil New "Octagon" Defense Headquarters
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Getting Killed by a Shark During Shark Week: "We Almost Died"
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Tourist Dies After Getting Your Dog a Gift (Science Says So)
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Sex & the Sequel
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Grocery Store in Seattle Leave 3 Dead, 2 Wounded, Authorities Say "Yay"
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Black Woman Comes