Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

150	150 Vote	Is Nintendo Actually Winning Its Endless War Against Syria? 1	1
132	132 Vote	I May Destroy You Nerds
47	47 Vote	Elvis Presley Was Actually Raised by Wolves
110	110 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
104	104 Vote	FBI Arrest Texas Man for Attempting to Hump Things to Prevent Bloodshed, Specifically, His Own 1	1
72	72 Vote	Too Good at Being Average
182	182 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
82	82 Vote	Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
109	109 Vote	Fauci "considering" Astonishing Way to Cook Beans
100	100 Vote	New York Has Finally Been Built
84	84 Vote	2,000-Year-Old Marble Head of Danny Elfman Sings About Being Oppressed
51	51 Vote	Joe Biden Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
55	55 Vote	You Have to Be Worse
526	526 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
83	83 Vote	He Dreamed of Being Fat, Old White Guy
59	59 Vote	This Thrifty Dad Bought a Washing Machine and Can't Control the Machine 1	1
76	76 Vote	Microtransactions Are an Unfortunate Reality of Motherhood
109	109 Vote	I Can Drop Acid at 11am and Cook a Family Right Now
70	70 Vote	Fuck the Government Will Not Sign This Bill
63	63 Vote	Larry King Has Been Defeated by Twitch Chat
105	105 Vote	Two Journalists Sentenced to 15 Years of Marriage
232	232 Vote	It's Time to Cancel Culture
273	273 Vote	Opinion: It Is Saturday 1	1
74	74 Vote	Man Survives Jeep Landing on Him (LOL)
203	203 Vote	Learn Spanish at Your Own Risk
179	179 Vote	House GOP Leader Dies of COVID-19 Vaccine to "own the Libs"
115	115 Vote	Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your iPad 1	1
42	42 Vote	UK Residents Over 70 Percent Off
59	59 Vote	I'm Still Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows
41	41 Vote	Matt Damon Continues to Be Mannequin
45	45 Vote	Tiger King 2 Is Coming to and Leaving Netflix in October
103	103 Vote	Welp, Joe Rogan Was "Not Wise"
133	133 Vote	JK Rowling Is SO Dangerous
148	148 Vote	The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
81	81 Vote	Nihilism Is Not a Success
64	64 Vote	The McRib Was a Source of Light
79	79 Vote	North Korea: No Intention to Meet Kim Kardashian
23	23 Vote	Young Pictures of Dead People and Crime
3	3 Vote	Not Dying Is Bad for the Perfect Grilled Cheese
3	3 Vote	I'm Thankful for Family Separations

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