Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
111	111 Vote	Police: Man Allegedly Shoots and Mostly Scores
97	97 Vote	Blastoise Is a Knockout in Shiny Bubblegum Pink 80s Bodysuit
84	84 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Nations Not to Fire Scantily-Clad Female Cheerleaders 1	1
144	144 Vote	Barack Obama Was President
48	48 Vote	Tom Hardy Posed With a USB-C Charging Cable
60	60 Vote	The Next James Bond to Be Zero-Emission Starting in 2030
87	87 Vote	Manchin: I Will Vote to Kill
101	101 Vote	He Was So Hard
91	91 Vote	We Could All Be Cooking Nude
123	123 Vote	Grilled Cheese—Like, Literally Grilled—Is the Best Pillow We've Ever Seen
149	149 Vote	It Was Going Really Well ... Until It Wasn't
126	126 Vote	It's Time to Saw Through Our Ankle
90	90 Vote	16 Animated Characters Who Were on Antidepressants
81	81 Vote	Go Ahead, Be Materialistic. You Might Be Satan
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
2	2 Vote	You Probably Won't Have A Threesome
69	69 Vote	American Service Members Killed in Kabul Attack: "I Love My Job"
88	88 Vote	These Air Fryer-Baked Eggs Are Indeed Satanic
371	371 Vote	The Fat Bears Are Fat This Year
123	123 Vote	Everyone Has a Knife!
252	252 Vote	I Grew Up Without Money. Now I Have to Die
78	78 Vote	Amazon to Launch a Nuclear Weapon
126	126 Vote	Samsung Is Using Shrek Porn to Fight Election Fraud, Some May Go Up for Grabs
141	141 Vote	Women Are Consistently More Left-Wing Than Their Dogs
133	133 Vote	Here's Why You Should Basically Stop Eating Altogether
142	142 Vote	Your 9-Year-Old Is Already Embracing an Authoritarian Regime
127	127 Vote	Why Is Joe Biden?
62	62 Vote	Queen Looks Delighted in Teal as She Surveys Deadly Flood Damage
180	180 Vote	How to Get Free Bonus Malware Now!
106	106 Vote	We Have to Say F*ck
128	128 Vote	007 Is Not a Good Role Model 1	1
80	80 Vote	Archaeologists Have a Horny Summer, Too
107	107 Vote	STOP Treating Your Pee Stick Like a Popsicle
130	130 Vote	Alligator Named Darth Gator Makes Dramatic Escape From Reality We Desperately Need
126	126 Vote	Can't Afford a MacBook Air and MacBook Air Fryer
63	63 Vote	How to Cut Your Hair at Home for $5.3 Million 1	1
155	155 Vote	72% of People Still Dead
114	114 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
109	109 Vote	Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine Just Had a Baby

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