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Burglar Breaks Into Bel-Air Home, Swims Naked in Pool of Blood
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Michigan Reports Record-Breaking Number of Black Holes
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Horrified Woman Accidentally Calls Her Dog Norman
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Parenting Is All About Going Fast in Cool Cars
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Teens Among First to Say, "Ew"
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Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
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Massive Rat Breaks Into Texas Woman's Home, Leaves Nude Photos, Chilling Note: I've Been Set Up
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Trump Is Actually a "Weird" Prehistoric Lizard, Scientists Say -- but Not Everyone Agrees
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Teen Caught Deliberately Hitting Man With Possible Nuclear Capability
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How to Get Somebody Killed
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Pokemon Is TOO Risqué for the Republic
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Clifford the Big Mistake
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Biden Open to Dating Humans
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We Actually Like to Zipline Into Godzilla's Gaping Mouth
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Panic! At the White House
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Uh Oh I'm Stuck in Your Pantry
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"Neon Genesis Evangelion" Is Coming to FIFA 22
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We Have to Die: In Speech, Biden Described Plan to Lift Some Coronavirus Restrictions
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Bigfoot Is Real and He's an Atheist
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Cosmic Indigestion: Swallowing a Neutron Star Can Cause Period Changes
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Daniel Craig Doesn't Think James Bond Should Be Denied Communion, Even Though He Advocates for Baby Genocide
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You Are a Perfect Mini Skirt That Covers My Ass
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Biden Appoints Man to Get Worse
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13-Year-Old Dies After Battle With a Puppet
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I Thought About Badgers
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Pope Francis Criticizes People Who Don't Have Steam Deck
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I Was Hit by Oncoming Train
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Your Crotch Is Not HELPING
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FINALLY! A Terrible Idea
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Woman Bites Husband's Penis After He Tweets Aliens Built the Pyramids
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Random Kid Gets Sick
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10 Years Later, We Can Go Outside Again
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The Internet Is Not Okay
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Why Do I Wake Up Screaming
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Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
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Donald Trump Explodes
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Is It Ever Acceptable to Call the Plumber
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Jennifer Lawrence Reveals That She Died
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I Swiped Right on Bumble and Now Have Covid Infection
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