Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Anger as Poland Plans Law That Does Nothing
146	146 Vote	It's Time We All Cried
99	99 Vote	I May Have Had a Threesome. Now It's Fighting Back
78	78 Vote	SCOTUS Delivers One Last Death Knell for Humanity
48	48 Vote	44 Things That'll Help Make Your Penis Look Smaller
68	68 Vote	Eating Pasta Made From Sewage Sludge
62	62 Vote	That's It, I Quit Crying
35	35 Vote	Tiger Woods Returns to Steal Hedge Clippers
70	70 Vote	I Saw My Son by Mistake
74	74 Vote	Here's What's Coming to Destroy Capitalism
190	190 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
47	47 Vote	"Pathetic" Fox News Exclusive
43	43 Vote	Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
46	46 Vote	D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
74	74 Vote	I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
127	127 Vote	Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
98	98 Vote	Will Earth Run Out of Wang 1	1
116	116 Vote	The Emperor Has No Chill
149	149 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
164	164 Vote	Elf on the Threatened Species List
60	60 Vote	Mitch McConnell Draws on His Ass
126	126 Vote	The McRib Was a National Security Emergency
77	77 Vote	Brilliant Minds We've Sadly Lost in Manifold Garden's Surreal Puzzle of Impossible Geometry
108	108 Vote	SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Middle East
99	99 Vote	People Are Going to Have COVID, Study Finds
55	55 Vote	How to Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
71	71 Vote	Gal Gadot to Star as 7 Different Characters in Bonkers Trailer for "Mortal Kombat"
227	227 Vote	What the Hell Have You Done?
280	280 Vote	14 of the United States Remain
69	69 Vote	Mr. Bean Was a Killer
83	83 Vote	Time Is Up 33% Since 1999, Research Says
195	195 Vote	Women Are Too Cute for Words
160	160 Vote	Tesla Poised to Explode
115	115 Vote	The Vatican Is Holding DaBaby Accountable
73	73 Vote	I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
122	122 Vote	GOP Wants to Murder You
120	120 Vote	Single and Ready to Die
271	271 Vote	Lobsters Have Been Exploited for Years. Now They're Fighting Back
115	115 Vote	👉 Most People Think
152	152 Vote	INSANE! Google Blocks Access to Outdoors

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