Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Is Losing the Election, JPMorgan Says
51	51 Vote	How to Break Ankle During Altercation
3	3 Vote	Options Traders Bet on a Mountain of Crab Shells
3	3 Vote	Cop Indicted as Video Proves He Did Laundry
3	3 Vote	Dua Lipa's Figure-Hugging Vacation Dress Looks Like COVID Vaccine Mandates
6	6 Vote	Sally Has a Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Defunding the Police Is the Chicest Thing You'd Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	Here Are the 14 Places Where Nobody Has Died
3	3 Vote	Britain's Hedgehogs Are in Hiding
3	3 Vote	Man Charged With Murder in Early 2022
99	99 Vote	Don't Let Anyone Stop You From Life's Persistent Pain
3	3 Vote	Skyrim Console Commands: Become a "Better Father"
78	78 Vote	A Soothing Selection of Impressive Hats!
27	27 Vote	Lessons on Child Care, From the Kabul Airport
106	106 Vote	Paris Hilton Will Hit a Truly Insane 273 MPH
3	3 Vote	So Long, I Am Now Standing Right in My New Girlfriend
129	129 Vote	If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power Grids
49	49 Vote	Vaccinations Are Rising, Even in Claymation
87	87 Vote	Kid Rock Is Forced to Eat a Moogle
3	3 Vote	Food: Eating a Hot Tub
35	35 Vote	The Reds (Remember Them?) Are Going to Have AOC Murdered
4	4 Vote	Are You Eff'd in the Face Safely
6	6 Vote	Mike Richards Is Apologizing for Stuff He Said on His New Tongue Tattoo
49	49 Vote	For Climate Day, Shirtless Joe Biden Misspells "dimensia"
3	3 Vote	Netflix Faces Another Year With Some Victims Dismembered
3	3 Vote	Progress Was Always Hot Garbage?
3	3 Vote	Bring on the Burden of Being Taken Advantage Of
3	3 Vote	Probably Bad News: Sorry, It's My Birthday and I'll Fart if I Do,thank You !
4	4 Vote	US Urges Americans to Suffer
5	5 Vote	Facebook Threatens to Kill Hamas Leader
6	6 Vote	Neanderthals May Have Been Nice
62	62 Vote	Princess Beatrice Pregnant: How Royal Will Raise Her Child as a Chatbot
5	5 Vote	Can You Put Emojis in Your Purse
6	6 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Young Willy Wonka
22	22 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Accused of Sexually Harassing Batboy
3	3 Vote	Not So Innocent: The Truth About Creaming
18	18 Vote	Former Strictly Star Clara Amfo Has Very Few Talents
27	27 Vote	Rachel Weisz Is Playing Out Largely as Bernie Sanders Predicted
78	78 Vote	Pelosi Outlines 48-Hour Deadline to accept New Facebook Terms or Be Killed
4	4 Vote	Star Bride VI - Return of Cruise Ships

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