Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	Woman Swallowed Whole by a Black Hole
4	4 Vote	Earth Is Under Fire, Yet Again
55	55 Vote	Be a Ginormous Whale Penis Piano
104	104 Vote	Here's How to Get Possessed by Demons
41	41 Vote	Joe Biden: I Don't Know What I'm Doing
103	103 Vote	Musk Seems to Have Suffocated
59	59 Vote	I Hate Getting Caught in the Garbage
101	101 Vote	Where We're Going, We Don't Need No Education!
47	47 Vote	Russia-Ukraine War Live: Russia Has Decided to Marry All Your Boyfriends
28	28 Vote	Elden Ring Appears on German Mountaintop
54	54 Vote	I've Fallen for a Burger King®
38	38 Vote	"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Brings Back Tim Allen's Santa
75	75 Vote	Stir-Fry Recipes That'll Make Your Pants Tight
43	43 Vote	I Feel Quite Cross That Evolution Denied Me a Car
43	43 Vote	37 Fun Products for Your Own GRAVE
87	87 Vote	Illinois Now Has Legs 1	1
93	93 Vote	You Can Apparently Make a Cop's Job Harder
52	52 Vote	Disabled Canadians Are Opting for Assisted Suicide Bomb
52	52 Vote	Mars Is Littered With 15,694 Pounds of Brownie Mix and Cream Cheese
36	36 Vote	Coconut Water, Lime and SALT: Woman Shares Recipe for Fascism
469	469 Vote	Girl, 17, Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE 1	1
75	75 Vote	You Should Never Have Existed
43	43 Vote	Barney the Purple Dinosaur Was the Reason Russia Formed
22	22 Vote	Cancer Is the Solution for Inflation ... Really?
39	39 Vote	End the War on Neptune
28	28 Vote	Stick It to Beaver
13	13 Vote	Thousands of Americans Take to the Continent That Needs Them Most
40	40 Vote	Nostalgic Vintage Memes That Will Lead to Armageddon
50	50 Vote	Threesome Sex Positions That Are Extremely Annoying
66	66 Vote	Man, 48, Dies After Being Left Empty for Decades 1	1
67	67 Vote	"Winnie the Pooh" Becomes the Face of Societal Collapse
55	55 Vote	Gas Prices Are Likely Going to Die With Honor
59	59 Vote	Cuddly Crew of Kittens Are Mesmerized by Ridiculously Complex Gender Reveal
50	50 Vote	GOP Candidate Once Said She'd Welcome Trump's Endorsement. See Her Coffin?
22	22 Vote	Mike Lindell Hands Out $10,000 in Stolen Cash to ISIS
32	32 Vote	The Hits and Misses From the US Capitol Riot
79	79 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Wants to Eat Someone's Ass
41	41 Vote	Police Chief Arrested for Forcing K-9 to Maul Compliant Man for 4 Weeks
50	50 Vote	Don't Stop Me Now GRAMPS
43	43 Vote	RECOMMENDED — a Rare & Terrifying Condition

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