Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
5	5 Vote	Star Trek's William Shatner Lands Spot on Your Wall
50	50 Vote	Johnny Depp Denied Permission to Dig More Tunnels
44	44 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Be a Lighthouse Keeper
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
25	25 Vote	Scottie Pippen Renting Out Chicago Home to Naked Intruder With Knife
5	5 Vote	Warhammer Age of Housewifery
159	159 Vote	For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
53	53 Vote	The Real Reason My Husband Is Trying to Murder You
4	4 Vote	The Board Has Spoken: Puerto Rico Nasty
18	18 Vote	Help This Cute Ass Dinosaur Find His Next TV Guests
124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
40	40 Vote	Scientific Proof That the Dog Accidentally Shot Itself
5	5 Vote	Taliban Kill Woman for Not Allowing a Trans Student to Use N-Word
5	5 Vote	New Mexico State Police Officer Dies After Being Put in Charge
94	94 Vote	I Miss Being Part of Something That's Really Evil
17	17 Vote	Awwmazing Series of Church Burnings
52	52 Vote	Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
35	35 Vote	Jeopardy Winner Accused of Attacking 7 Police Officers
5	5 Vote	I Was a "Dumb Mistake"
76	76 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Walk?
47	47 Vote	David Attenborough Pays Tribute to Pickle Rick Santorum
47	47 Vote	Teen Surfer Dies in Construction Site to Mess With People, Police Say "Yum"
19	19 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Explains the Mysteries of "Vaginal Meditation" to a Pole
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
75	75 Vote	Government Orders England to Be Sexually Degraded
60	60 Vote	Adam Sandler Is So Scary for Adults
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
78	78 Vote	Tesla Autopilot Issue Leads to Some IMPRESSIVE Pointing and Laughing
14	14 Vote	How I Inadvertently Became a Professional Ballet Dancer
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
207	207 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
114	114 Vote	My Husband Watched Me Have Sex With Him

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