Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	This Little Girl Adorably Fails Trying to F–king Kill Me
63	63 Vote	Tiny Robots Made of Lies
50	50 Vote	Qantas CEO Says He's Been Dead for Two Years
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
63	63 Vote	If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
55	55 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio May Be Covered in Vomit
148	148 Vote	39 Inexpensive Products That Only Cost a Lot 1	1
46	46 Vote	The 6-Foot Chinese Giant Salamander Is in Hell
64	64 Vote	Peppa Pig Appears to Be Victim of Armed Robbery
48	48 Vote	Trump Says He Will Kiss You on Wednesday Night
37	37 Vote	Popular Actors Who Wouldn't Have Survived Exploring With Columbus
38	38 Vote	The Carrot Emoji Is Now Spewing Methane
44	44 Vote	Urgent Cough Syrup Recall After 66 Children Die in Fiery Car Accident
90	90 Vote	You Do Not Contain Real Onions 2	2
66	66 Vote	The Carrot Emoji Is Now in Solitary Confinement
147	147 Vote	Mayor Declares State of Exquisite Misery
95	95 Vote	More Than Half of US Confused
85	85 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Seattle
207	207 Vote	Great, Mom's Found the Necronomicon
71	71 Vote	Girl, 12, Accused of Hiding China Ties
87	87 Vote	Scooby-Doo's Velma Is Now in Solitary Confinement
40	40 Vote	YouTube Says It's on Sale for $900
35	35 Vote	40,000-Year-Old Preserved Wolf's Head From Ice Age Discovered in Child's Bedroom
104	104 Vote	China Warns US, South Korea: Do Not Exist
33	33 Vote	Abbott and DeSantis Promise to Put on a S***load of Weight
88	88 Vote	I've Never Been Harder!
105	105 Vote	Pet Duck Born With a Student Loan
48	48 Vote	I'm Being Stalked by My Bra
82	82 Vote	My Brother Died and My Mood Instantly Improved
34	34 Vote	It Struck Me Like a Dentist
98	98 Vote	Mars Is Littered With 15,694 Pounds of Fentanyl
114	114 Vote	I Would Like to Be Blown Up
114	114 Vote	Biden Offers Condolences to King, Then Tells How He Invented Homosexuality
109	109 Vote	Oh I Knew It, Pikachu Is Evil! 1	1
86	86 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Being Eliminated
182	182 Vote	Pixar Is Making overt Nuclear Threats
193	193 Vote	Humankind's Cities Can Now Be Turned Into Flesh
25	25 Vote	Turkish Train Crash Kills 1 Million
60	60 Vote	This Just In: Nobody Cares About Your Fish Love!
94	94 Vote	Biden's Coronavirus Adviser Says the Word "Glass" While Looking Out of the Window

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