Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	Today Is No Longer Possible
74	74 Vote	Joe Biden Declare War on Goblins
43	43 Vote	Quick Look: The Last Time You See Me Alive
128	128 Vote	Father of Five Dies After Month-Long Battle With Angelina Jolie: Source
84	84 Vote	My Goal Is to Blame a Ghost — Yes, an Actual Ghost
187	187 Vote	The Man Who Simply Grills
33	33 Vote	The WAVE RETURNS! - Republicans SURGE in STDs?
109	109 Vote	Living on Earth Is Illogical
87	87 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Already Experiencing Several Failures in the Bathroom
103	103 Vote	Mum Picks Perfect Name for Baby - but People Say It Reminds Them of Slime
69	69 Vote	Joe Biden Says US Will Have to Kill Will Smith During a Zoom Call of Course
197	197 Vote	If You're Into BDSM, You're Going to Hit Me
98	98 Vote	5 Fun Things to Do Today to Destroy Vital Organs
157	157 Vote	I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
158	158 Vote	The Queen was
57	57 Vote	My Partner in Bed With Machete, Whispering "I Love You"
66	66 Vote	An American President Warns Darkly of the Muppets
148	148 Vote	Pixar Announces Coming-Of-Age Animated Film Is Bullshit
384	384 Vote	The Queen as She Enters Her Gamer Era
86	86 Vote	Wrestling Is So Fucking Full of Action
182	182 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order 1	1
65	65 Vote	Lawsuit: Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Killing Vampires
120	120 Vote	Generation Z Should Give Up Striving to Be Alive
44	44 Vote	My Disabled Son Was Beaten to Death While Skydiving
157	157 Vote	Apple to Launch Nuclear Strike
124	124 Vote	I Spent Over £10,000 on Surgery and Turkey Teeth but Now I Am a God
3	3 Vote	Batman: The Long Weekend
4	4 Vote	Kanye Didn't Fall Off. He's Always Been Better in Theory Than Practice
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
3	3 Vote	Building Full of Happy Swimming Pigs
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
100	100 Vote	The Healthiest Products You Can Still Eat if You're Buried Alive
9	9 Vote	Jonathan India Is Running Away With a Horse Girl, Confirmed
2	2 Vote	How "Panic Porn" and Shark Attack Politics Promote Fear and Hope
82	82 Vote	That's One Hell of a Hole
37	37 Vote	The Horror of Your Latte Consumption
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
4	4 Vote	3 Dead in an Uber and Now He's Level 99
4	4 Vote	America Is a Flat Surface

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