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At Least 80 Dead Kennedys
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You're Either a Witch or a Flop
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The Dead Do Not Agree
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Toddler Dies From Rare Form of Funnies
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18-Year-Old Athlete Dies Unexpectedly at Age 51
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I'm a Human Man
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Hey Watch This! It's a Sin
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Don't Waste Your Money on "Hogwarts Legacy"
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What Is Wrong With Me?
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Kanye West Is Actually Pathetic
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Dogs Can't Be President?! ​
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Enormous Hexagon Can Be Released
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$434 Is a Glorious Thing
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You Are Going to Expand
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Are Aliens Coming or Is It You?
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The Forest Is Full of CORNFLAKES
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Why God Became a Gaming Icon
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I Install Christmas Lights With a MACHETE
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America Is About to Die
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A Special Room to Binge Eat Peanuts
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Pokémon Outgrew Ash Ketchum After His Death
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Nicolas Cage Got Married to a Crisp
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Big Chungus Might Be a Spoiled Brat
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Rainbow Hot Dogs Good Lord
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A Squirrel Malfunctions While Eating Corn on the News!
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I'm Just Trying to Trick You Probably
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Please Remember to Thank Your Partner, You Ungrateful Bastard
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No, Genetically Modified Mosquitoes Will Not Play College Football
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Oh No, Earthworm Jim = Duke Nukem
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Fifteen-Year-Old Boy Fatally Shot After Escaping Florida Enclosure and Attacking Zookeeper
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I Hope There Are No Police
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Make Sure You Buy Booze
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America Needs More "Ass"
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Drag Queens Take on the CIA
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Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
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I Hope to Deploy Lethal Robots
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Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
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Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
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Smoking Just 1 Cigarette a Day to Hide From Witches
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Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable