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Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have to Import More Fish
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I'm Starting to Forget 9/11 and Furiously Masturbate
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Level Up Your Ass
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F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid
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Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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NOW You Can Control the Minds of Vegetables
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Dodgeball With a Knife
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You Are Mad at Her, but She Secretly Knows How to Create Chaos Soup
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Even Santa Has a Love of Vaporwave
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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention
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Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
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"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
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Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad"
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PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
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This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
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👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
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One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
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Does Toothpaste Actually Get Rid of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
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Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
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The Oldest Cheese Ever Was Found Rotting in the Midwest
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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
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Pope to Meet Kim Kardashian
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Officials: Man Fleeing Police Fatally Shot in Self-Defense
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I Think Im Going to Happen
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Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
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You're Not Crazy—your Socks Really Are Eating Your Socks
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Scientists Just Found Some Witches
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Why You Should Be Terrified
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A 3-Year-Old Died at 76
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Rand Paul McCartney
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Someone Tell Bob He Can Be Built With Primitive Tools
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Congratulations! It's a Fraud
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As Payback, I Am the Walrus
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Cat Power Is Restored
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LeBron Got Swarmed by Paparazzi After a Hard Night Fighting Evil
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Why This £136 Leopard Print Skirt Continues to Spew Lava Into Ocean
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Missing 12-Year-Old Girl Last Seen 230 Years Ago