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21 Child Actors Who Were Burned and Dismembered
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Why Are There International Pleas to Eat Me
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Biden Campaign: Taxpayers Should Be "Executed"
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Man Arrested After Beating Up His Penis
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Coronavirus Has Been Canceled
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Millennials Have No Good Options
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Robber Jailed for Blasphemy
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Dudes Are Wearing Pants
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Twitch Streamer Says She Was "horny for Mario"
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Off-Duty Trooper Rescues Couple From Fiery Crash Bandicoot
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Spike Lee: America Was Built by the Soviets
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I Feel Like a Depot of Discarded Fridges
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Pandemic-Frazzled Dog Goes on Sale for £7.5m
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Kelly Clarkson Opens Up Can of Tuna
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Trump Thinks All Food Is POISON Because of Rare Condition
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California Man Said "I Can't Even"
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Ask the Experts: Do the Cats in Cats Say "Cats"?
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Disabled Man Killed for Life
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Donald Trump: "This Is Ass"
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Trump Predicts "This Is the 21st Century"
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Not Everyone Is Dead. More Later
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Naps Are a Thing
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Could Atlantis Be in Your Mouth?
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Sweden Is Still Here?
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An Obituary for the Moon
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Trans Women Are Women
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Pence Can Eat Plastic Shopping Bags
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Another Awful Week of June
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We All Grew Fond of Plague
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Kanye Apologizes for Being "Visibly Pregnant"
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Shakespeare in a Bikini!
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China Says US Will Likely Be Cancelled Due to Coronavirus Crisis
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"Muppets Now" Trailer Promises Dystopian Dance Orgies and Demi Moore
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Suspect in Custody, Police Say "Yum"
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Pelosi: Yes, We'd Like Twitter to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
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Ludacris Reacts to Her Late Husband
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Why Eating Red Meat Is Actually Self-Care
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M'Lady Has Quite the Split Screen
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J.K. Rowling Has an Ass That Looks Just LIKE My OC
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19 Facts About Coronavirus That Aren't True