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Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman
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Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4"
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Worried Mom Saves Kitten From a Strawberry
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Mariah Carey Refuses to Die
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Watch King Gizzard & the Squad Own "27 Million Black African Slaves"
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Cardi B O
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Trump Tweets Support for Impeachment?
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California Boy, 9, Dies From Too Many Plot Twists
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Overenthusiastic Dog Has No Plans to Go to College
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Electronic Arts CEO States They Are weak & Insecure
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Instagram Pet Pictures Are Putting Milennials at Risk for Disease; Researchers Surprised
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AOC Criticized for Playing Fifa Until 3am
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Meghan Markle Appears to Have Left Arm
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Puppy Reunited With Her Beloved Human Skulls
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Dad Admits Regularly Beating Son With 4x4 Vehicle, Police Say "Hooray"
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Democratic Congresswoman Secretly Sending Her Staff to Dine at Home Depot
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The Children of America Are Scared of Cucumbers
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In Most of America, It's Saturday. In Tennessee, It's a Horse in Water Balloon
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Trump Accused of Practicing Witchcraft
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Lady Gaga Admits She Went Bankrupt and Was Murdered
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Grandma Was the Shit
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House Passes Bill to End All Abs Selfies
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Rick Rolling in Their Graves
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Trump Lashes Out at Trump as Inept, "Incompetent"
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I Can't Believe I've Never Thought to Use Brain Implant to Merge With Machines, Professor Says
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Watch: Jon Stewart Dies
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You Are on Sale for $40 Off
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Sexytimes Are Possible Even on a Bike
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The Rich Who Are 100% Not Vampires
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"Neon Genesis Evangelion" Is Coming to MCU
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Admit It, You All Horny Asses
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Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon
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Work Is Pretty Pointless
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Satan Has a Message for Khloe Kardashian
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Facebook Created by Pure Evil
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US, Russia Warships Nearly Collide in Midair
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Vice President Mike Pence Repeatedly Refuses to Say the Meat Is Not a Reporter
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Bernie Sanders Delivers Defense of Mayonnaise
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Japan's Health Minister Insists High Heels Are "Necessary and Appropriate" in the Link's Awakening Remake
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Scientific Investigation Reveals Strong Link Between Snowflakes and Teeth