Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

349	349 Vote	Press F to Pay War Reparations
17	17 Vote	Marilou Is Everywhere, and Also in Michigan
219	219 Vote	Donald Trump Condemned by Congress as He Screams the N-Word
164	164 Vote	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter Is a $3.5 Million 800 HP Hypercar
172	172 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him 2	2
59	59 Vote	Trump to Tour With Marilyn Manson
195	195 Vote	2-Year-Old Girl Eaten Alive by Crocodiles After Falling Into Volcano 2	2
832	832 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
215	215 Vote	Your Car Can Be Funny. It's Just That Most Aren't
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
75	75 Vote	Trump Advisor Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 1	1
175	175 Vote	NASA Gets a Hard "R" 1	1
123	123 Vote	Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
46	46 Vote	Posh Spice Might Be Appraised by Robot Ants
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
147	147 Vote	Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves 1	1
61	61 Vote	JFK Rides a Sheep
33	33 Vote	Judy Garland to Be Penn State's Next Star LB
292	292 Vote	Violent Thunderstorms Kill at Least Three Genders 1	1
44	44 Vote	Climate of Fear and Loathing in the Butt
342	342 Vote	👉 My Body Doesn't Work but Still Making Progress 2	2
38	38 Vote	10 Best Natural Toiletries for Your Soul
38	38 Vote	Ann Coulter Thinks Epstein Had a Point
64	64 Vote	We Don't Talk About Her Genitalia
117	117 Vote	Cop "Broke No Laws" When He Hanged Himself
82	82 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Making Another Evil Dead, With or Without Bruce Campbell
34	34 Vote	Breakdancing With a Vulva
148	148 Vote	This Grumpy Shiba Inu Is Going to Vote
49	49 Vote	Woke Polar Bear Apologizes for NSFW "Fredo" Rant
438	438 Vote	Thousands Without Power Armor 2	2
212	212 Vote	WATCH: Cop Goes to Innocent Family's Home, Punch Their Tiny Pregnant Dog, Then Rob Them
166	166 Vote	I Shall Make Them Wear Hats 1	1
56	56 Vote	Examining Trump's Claims About "Drinking From Toilet"
31	31 Vote	Daughter Decapitated Mother in Australia to Understand Trump Supporters
33	33 Vote	How Ark: Survival Evolved Became a Sex Offender
52	52 Vote	Tempe Cops Now Pulling Over Drivers to … Give Them AIDS
26	26 Vote	Your Tattoo Makes You Lazy
117	117 Vote	Opinion: Tiger Woods Was Hagrid
106	106 Vote	Ancient Mosque Found in "Minecraft"

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