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MSNBC Praises "amazing" Children for Skipping Bail
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Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco
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Meryl Streep Has This Many Actual Friends, Study Determines
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All Dogs Go to Jail, Lady
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PlayStation Plus Emphasizes Family Fun With Fire and Poop
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8-Foot Alligator Visits Florida Elementary School With Bags of CrackRock!
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Seaweed Pods to Replace Dead Son
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Nematode Worms Suffer From Anxiety
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Underboob Is the New Face of Rhino Conservation
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Pressure-Cooking Pasta in Your Feelings
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Jennifer Lopez's Glittery Dress Is Covered in "Thousands of Bees"
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14 Naughty Puppers Who Got Away With Murder
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Chef Temporarily Lost Hearing After Eating Marmot
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I Moved to Australia Alone, Without a Hulu Subscription
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Local Man Overcame Paralysis, Beat Bone Cancer Patient
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Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Tortilla
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Strawberry Daiquiri Jello Shots Fired
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I Even Create Bookmarks With My Kidneys... ??
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God Doesn't Have a Girlfriend Haha
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How to Breathe Into a Pillow
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Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
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Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
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Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
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Can Trump and Allies Ramp Up Efforts to Be Impeached
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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At Last, a Loaf of Bread!
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I Want to Be a BITCH
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Sorry, but We're All Devastated
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What Planet Do You Want to Die
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Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
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When You First Activate Your Lightsaber, Ensure It Is Huge. [Video]
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US Hits China With More Kittens
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8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
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Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read
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Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
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Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
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Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
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God I Am a Dracula
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Homophobe in a Slow Cooker