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Russian Roulette With Your Kids How to Make Your Roommates Uncomfortable
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Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
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Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea
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Alexa Will Be Fun, They Said. F**ker Shit in My Rice Cooker
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British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
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Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat
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Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out
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Santa Is Here to Get Him Impeached
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Trump Says He's a Cat Now
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You Might Be You
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Pokemon: Let's Go Somewhere Else
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Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself
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USA to Appease Turkey Enchilada
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Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch
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Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
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My Dad Is Being a Petulant Little Shit
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Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
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My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler
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Apparently Earth Is Going to Be Euthanized
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Looking Forward to My Son's Death Toll
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Utah Man Hits Dog With Puppy
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Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
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In France, a Giant Testicle
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Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil
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Man Fatally Shot for Being Too Thin
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Stephen King Kong
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Why So Many Penises
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Your Ass Is Ass
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Pokemon: Let's Go Away
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It's Great to Be Replaced With Robots
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I'll Kill You Before You Die
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Okay Listen. I Need a Nap
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U.S. To Leave Solar System
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Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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Dolphins Learn to Swear
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How to Lie Down and Scream
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George W. Bush to Sucker Punch Trump During GOP Primary
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Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
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Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost