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Here Are 5 Important Pieces of Meat
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America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
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Thin Mint Ice Cream That's Also Booze!
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Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
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Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
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"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
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Cry Now, Cry Later, and Continue to Cry After That Moment
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Just Let Me Be President
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No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine
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Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
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Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street?
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J.J. Abrams Promises a Bloody Robot Uprising
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College Graduate Decides to Change Toilet Paper Correctly
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Google Is Reportedly Working on Gay Frogs
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Trump Says He Should Be Held Captive
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"Pharma Bro" Sentenced to Death by Crocodile
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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Gay, Not Gay, None of That Matters Right Now I'm on a Panic-Buying Spree — for Toilet Paper
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"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird
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Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs
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Hitler's Mercedes Spotted Near Children's Play Park
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We're Going to HAPPEN?
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Come Visit Australia, the Wildlife Is ???? ???? ???? ????
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People Talking About That Ass
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64% of Bottled Water Is Wet
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KFC and Taco Bell Will Start Human Trials
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Pokemon Go Piss
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Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed
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Ex-CIA Agents Found One of Kermit's Wet Dreams
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A Female Talks to Me :D
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Take Your Dick Out of Politics
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Why "The Force Awakens" Is Better Than My Dick
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Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick
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35 Things That Almost Happened in Sacramento
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Santa Needs a Job?
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Library of Congress Announces It Will Destroy Illinois
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Scientists Find the Most Comfortable but Stylish Jeans
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I Guess I'll Probably Die
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So You're Either Gay or a Vegetable?
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Fresh Prince of Darkness