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Experts Say Cheese
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Coronavirus Canceled My Last Name
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RANKED: The Best Ways to Get a Sunburn
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Let's All "Go to Hell"
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13-Year-Old Tiger Dies at 28
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Will My Teeth Fall Out if I Hit My Head Really Hard?
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Tom Nook Is a Clean-Cut Sex Symbol for the Worst MCU Film
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Pretty Cute, Really Struggling
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Fun Times With an Axe
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Trump Extends U.S. Coronavirus Outbreak
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Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns
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Ethics? Not in Pants
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Trump Continues to Make Trump Look Bad
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Everybody Hates Donald Trump's Presidency
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Concerned Human Puts on Cat Ears
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BREAKING: President Trump Declares State of Total Denial
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Joe Biden Is a Myth
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Chuck Schumer Has a Knife
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Brits Freak Out Over the Wall of Genitals
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Sanders Presidency Could Start With Beans
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Yes, Russia Once Had Its Own Tiny Moon
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Other Uses for Your Bones
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How Often Should I Pretend to Love My Stepchildren?
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So God Made a Creamy, Cheesy, Spicy Baked Pasta
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BREAKING: The Internet Isn't Pleased
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An NFL Player Who Was Born Without Front Legs
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Coronavirus Isn't So Bad, You Guys Have Fun, OK?
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Coronavirus Is the New Sriracha
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Why You Should Think Twice Before You Die
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Man Kills Himself After Seeing New Batmobile
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A Viral Video Shows Women Fighting Over Obama. He Has No Nipples
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I Think I'm F*cking Dumb
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Coronavirus in Scotland "Being Tested for Coronavirus"
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Every Dog Has Its Thorns
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11 Children Wounded in Weekend Twitter Outburst
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Help! My Husband Speaks
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Argument Erupts in Flames
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Bernie Sanders May Have Some Surprising MCU Cameos
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Sex Is for Chumps
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My Phoneless 11-Year-Old Was Lost in His Backyard