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More Orgasms Could Reduce Your Risk of Extinction
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Fuck This Guy Is About to Explode
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Brakes Are for Pansies
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I'm Actually at My Funeral
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Biden Rides Wave of Locusts
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When Did You Realise That You Were Born
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Don't Like Putin
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Republicans Want to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants and "drop Dead" at Their Next Rally
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You Just Ruined the Economy
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Englander Warns: We May Never Twerk Again
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Millions of People Are Idiots
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Some Ritz Cheese Crackers Recalled Because They Cannot Be Trusted
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Steven Spielberg May Have Escaped
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One of the Backstreet Boys Has Aged
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Deadly "super Mosquitoes" Accidentally Created by GOP Tax Cuts
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8 Tips to Beat Me Up
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Deliver Us, Lord, From the World
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Ron Paul to Trump: End the Shutdown; It's Time to Die
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Frequent Travelers Can Get 3 Free Months of Hell
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America Is Now Definitely Toast
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What if People Were Paid
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I Want to Ditch Pants Forever
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We May Never Have Existed
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Warren Says Sanders Would Not Be Deemed Worth Saving From the Matrix
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Poop Better Than Takeout
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Hospitals See Sharp Rise in Demand for Exorcisms
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Eagles Must Be "Confronted and Destroyed"
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Shaggy Recommends Bangin on the ASS
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You Only Live Once, So You Better Start Drinking ASAP
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Trump Is "The Most Traumatic Event" Since World War II
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I Can't Believe It's 2001 Again
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Boris Johnson Could Have EASILY Been Prevented
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David Bowie's Face Is on Sale for $55
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Jaguars Are Too chonky, Study Finds
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"Candy Crush" Will Get People Killed
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I Injected Myself With Poop to Get Beyonce's Killer Physique
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Couple Married for 60 Seconds Straight
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1.4 Million People in Our Solar System, Ranked
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Baby No. 2 Killed
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Everything's Better Without Teeth