Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

456	456 Vote	Masturbate Furiously in the 2020s
105	105 Vote	Man Surprises Bikini-Loving Fiancée With a Machete Brawl
168	168 Vote	Firefighters Honor Dog Who Never Actually Does Anything
79	79 Vote	Best Sex Toys to Give Your Friend After Her Death: "I Wish You Were Here"
280	280 Vote	Second Sonic the Hedgehog Killed
187	187 Vote	Don't Blink, Even When You're Alone 1	1
177	177 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has Emerged as the Punisher in Future MCU Films 1	1
105	105 Vote	Browns Fans Are Getting Turned Into Biosludge, Then Deposited on Crops 1	1
114	114 Vote	Emma Watson Shakes Up Twitter: I'm Not Eating Bugs
78	78 Vote	Swans Are Knocking on Doors to Demand Higher Pay
93	93 Vote	Iguanas Taking Over Reddit
90	90 Vote	Jimmy Carter Is Out of Zesty Sauce
112	112 Vote	This Duck Learns How to Perform a Castration!
118	118 Vote	Cat Missing for 5 Seconds (2018)
62	62 Vote	Yes, Hyena Robots Are Redefining Consciousness
90	90 Vote	39 Bodies Discovered Inside a Styrofoam Cup
220	220 Vote	20 Amazing Gifts You Can Burn for Warmth
75	75 Vote	Miley Cyrus Says She Was Bludgeoned to Death With Scissors
224	224 Vote	Papa John's Founder Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 SECONDS 1	1
168	168 Vote	Trump Appears to Have Made Bad Life Decisions
118	118 Vote	Please Treat Me Like an Accordion 1	1
93	93 Vote	67-Year-Old Gives Birth to Green Puppy: "It Was Wrong and Improper" 1	1
84	84 Vote	Well, Well, Well, Well, Turns Out Woman Covered in Blood After Wrecking Her Car Was Just Too Weak and Ill to Perform
209	209 Vote	Time FOR Trump to Die "Hopefully Soon"
46	46 Vote	Republican Kicked Out of 2020 Corvette
54	54 Vote	Pray for the Mandalorian
140	140 Vote	Your Therapist Is Making Chinese Propaganda Films
114	114 Vote	Elderly Man Dies at 47
165	165 Vote	Polarization Is Poisoning USA. Here's an Axolotl Yawning
262	262 Vote	WARNING: Do Not Sit on That Face
22	22 Vote	Fact Check -- Joe Biden: No One Ever Told Them Not to Amputate My Legs
223	223 Vote	Most Americans Want to Kiss a Dinosaur? 1	1
143	143 Vote	An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses 1	1
116	116 Vote	Trump Says He Was Wrong About Every Foreign Policy Decision!
78	78 Vote	Sen. Lindsey Graham: I Am Going to Blow Up St Paul's Cathedral
110	110 Vote	Foolproof Turkey Gravy That Will Shorten Your Lifespan
142	142 Vote	Report: FBI Attempting to Enter Home Through Dog Door
97	97 Vote	I Keep EATING and EATING the Boogers
68	68 Vote	Twitter Bans All Flights
72	72 Vote	Hitler's Birthplace in Austria to Become Carbon Neutral by 2030

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