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Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years!
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They Uploaded the Meme Incorrectly
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I've Made a Mistake
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For $2, You Can Stop Crying
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America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
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Whatever Dude, Just Take a Nap
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Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
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Death Toll Rises to $18.67
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People Are Still Tasty
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Time to Get Off This Planet
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Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
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Shut Up and Die
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Everything Is Very Dangerous
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When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Pro Tip: Never Do That
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Toddler Suffering From Bugs and Glitches
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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No, Hillary Clinton Wins
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Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
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23 Actors Who Were Born
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I Deserve a Fucking Medal
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Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason
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Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks
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Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
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Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
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Trump Runs Headfirst Into the Ocean
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It's So Wrong It's Right Wing
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France Bans Use of That Thing
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More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
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You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7
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Exclusive Interview With a Low-Quality Meme
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People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot
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After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata
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Guy Barely Survives After Jump Off Bed
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