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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Former KKK Member for Halloween
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How to Make Black Friends
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Obama Must Address the Tonight Show Rumors in Song
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Sign My Petition to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
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My Year as an African Lion
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Edward Snowden to Eat Free Burgers for Life
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool