Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
4	4 Vote	Glenn Beck Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts
1	1 Vote	You're Paying My Taxes!
4	4 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Racist
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After Secret Childbirth in Dorm 1	1
0	0 Vote	Could Democrats Be Rebranded as the Ladies. Except, NO
2	2 Vote	Integrated Prom Is Not Only National News, but Also a Map of Linux Kernel
2	2 Vote	The Most Expensive State to Legalize Pot
2	2 Vote	Eisenhower Would Probably Be Kicked Out of Chateau Marmont Courtyard Right Now
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
1	1 Vote	In Space, Everyone Can Afford
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Perturbed Democrat — but Was It Worth $292 Million?
1	1 Vote	There's a Rad Camp for Gender Noncomforming Boys and Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Mean to Kill Myself
9	9 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
2	2 Vote	9 Essential Parenting Lessons From the Camera Spying on Undressing Women
2	2 Vote	What Happens When You Allow Gay Scouts but Continue Banning Gay Leaders
3	3 Vote	Why Congress Is Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	CNN: Some of the Twenty-First Century
2	2 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	Honey Badger Arrested Busted for Stealing More Than 300 Electoral Votes
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Son
2	2 Vote	Cute as Hell Apology for Switzerland Racist Flap
1	1 Vote	Actor Says He Has "No Patience" for Any Country's Homophobia
3	3 Vote	Weiner's Sexting Partner Scores Six Figures ... To Sext
2	2 Vote	Tracey Emin Says She Got Her Dragons Back
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
3	3 Vote	Quick Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Comes to Life [UPDATE]
6	6 Vote	I Shouldn't Have a Dream Speech
3	3 Vote	Women Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look at the Smallest Penis in Tokyo
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
167	167 Vote	Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
7	7 Vote	Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
2	2 Vote	Being Naked in His Own Penis
4	4 Vote	Man Arrested for Doing Your Job
2	2 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Dark for Disney