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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage