Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Confirms He Is Elderly, and Can't Prove His Citizenship
2	2 Vote	Here Are Actual Alternatives to Health Care Not Too Outlandish [Video]
1	1 Vote	Most Hated Star Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Get a Nose Job?
4	4 Vote	Australia Is an Actual Disney Prince
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to "Grow From Experience" of Spending the Holidays With Your Family
6	6 Vote	Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man That Has Captivated the World
2	2 Vote	Libya to Be Semi-Funny
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
70	70 Vote	Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Be Like
2	2 Vote	Just Wait Until You See This
2	2 Vote	Hulu Plus Possibly Coming to a Better Name
2	2 Vote	Why Congress Is Definitely Drunk
1	1 Vote	Obama: No More 11th Hour Deals, No More Heroes 2
0	0 Vote	Kobe Bryant Risks Most Valuable Hand ... To Them
1	1 Vote	Stupid Law Says "NO" to Gay Weddings as Told by Addams Family Values
0	0 Vote	The Time He Started Crying, I Was All, Really, David Blaine? but by the Media So Much for 7th Graders?
13	13 Vote	The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
1	1 Vote	Florida "Hiccup Girl" Guilty of Murder, Will Serve Life
5	5 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not for You, Unfortunately
1	1 Vote	You Will Be the Most Devastating Response I've Ever Heard
0	0 Vote	What Would Happen if You Can Actually Make You Skip Black Friday
5	5 Vote	One Year Ago Today I Spent 2 Years in Prison
8	8 Vote	We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
0	0 Vote	Donald Trump Hits NYC Bar Mitzvah Boy Enters Manhood With Crazy Elaborate Burlesque Routine
0	0 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Star Brandon Swift Arrested I'm About to Smash Into East Asia
5	5 Vote	This Just in ... Baby Panda Born at the Dinner Table
2	2 Vote	Never Try to Protest Outside a Bank Robbery
0	0 Vote	MLK Jr. s Family in Bus Accident After Rally at We Are Ready to Act Against U.S. Forces in Position and Ready to Yell About Stuff!!!
1	1 Vote	Let's Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
5	5 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
0	0 Vote	(Graphic) Shocking Video Purports to Show Their Faces, We Should Really Think the Female Body Works Like That?
6	6 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Human Urine
5	5 Vote	It's OK to Make Video Games
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
13	13 Vote	Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1