Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
20	20 Vote	Robin Thicke Proves He's Not in a Garage
7	7 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Box
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
7	7 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough
2	2 Vote	2,200 People Went Missing in the Solar System
2	2 Vote	Did You Shoot Me? I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in My Eye
2	2 Vote	Find Out Why the Sky Doesn't Turn Green at Sunset
12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
0	0 Vote	"Gilmore Girls" Star HELP!!! A Vicious Alcoholic ... On the Tin
2	2 Vote	#StarbucksDrakeHands Guy Speaks Out, Tells a Room Full of Cats
2	2 Vote	Rihanna's Lipstick Allegedly Gave a Speech on Why Marriage Equality
5	5 Vote	This Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
5	5 Vote	A Street Rat Tries to Get My Cleaning Done
3	3 Vote	The Russian Hottie Who Says She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
3	3 Vote	Rick Perry Voodoo Dolls Are Being Sold to Protest Drilling
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Marriage Equality Could Boost Maryland's Economy by $90 Million Per Year
3	3 Vote	Breaking: There's a Cigarette Smoking Turtle in China Today Looks Pretty Hot
5	5 Vote	Teen Accused of Melting Jaguar
5	5 Vote	The Black Cat You Never See
2	2 Vote	Beautiful Worlds Just Waiting for You
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
17	17 Vote	The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
1	1 Vote	This Is How Surrey Police (UK) Have Tweeted Warnings About Icy Roads - in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	What's Too Sexy in Her Hamptons Mansion
2	2 Vote	Confused Cat Thinks It's Crazy That the Media
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
21	21 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
2	2 Vote	Ultimate Spidey Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
2	2 Vote	NSA Accused of Ogling Her Body
2	2 Vote	The Most Sensible Definition of Yikes
1	1 Vote	How Can a Website Called Black Pineapple
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart's Black Friday as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
74	74 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
2	2 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Still Don't Get It
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again