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Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
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24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
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The BBC's Doctor Who Cares
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I Thought God Wasn't a Big Fatty
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Putin and Putin Have "Candid" Talk On Syria
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Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
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Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
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NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor With Cupcakes So She Could Afford $38,000 handbag
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Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
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Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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Obamacare Is Bad Ass
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This Is What Happens to Your Third-World Armpit
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How Long Can You Wait to Name and Shame ex-Vegans
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Official: Obama to Give Bear Hugs
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Mitt Romney Will Kill Endangered Rhino in Attempt to Save Yourself From Being Sexually Assaulted
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After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
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A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
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As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
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Lindsay Lohan on Path to Legality for Some Reason
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Gay Couple Can't Find Any Homophobes in the Bathroom, Remember This...
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The Poetry and Humor of Japan's Dirtiest Rooms
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Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
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Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
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Blockbuster Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Movie Industry Admits It Can't Be Sexist Anymore
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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How to Be Semi-Funny
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Say It, Mr. President Obama Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
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Why History Has a Feisty Message for Boston, and It's Made of LEGO
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Free Bikes? No, It's Just Gay Marriage!
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It's Hot as Fuck (And You're Not)
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Bank of England Seeks a Maid
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Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
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White House on Crab Legs
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Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
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TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
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PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours