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Justin Bieber Realizes He's All Grown Up?
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Joaquin Phoenix Falls in Love With a Clipboard
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Pressure Cookers, Backpacks, and Quinoa, Oh My God
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WSJ: Former U.S. Attorney Excoriates James O'Keefe During Attempted Interview: You're a Big Slutty Slut
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AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not for That Catastrophically Botched Jesus Painting
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31 GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith in the Elevator
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Shakespeare
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Why I'm NOT Japanese
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You Won't Be Getting Some
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be the Law
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A Woman Is Pakistan's Latest Superhero
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How We Got a Grill Now, Bitches
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Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin
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New Free-to-Play MMO Inspired by Studying Real-Life Weather Patterns
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Dick Van Dyke Back on the Moon
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White House: Obama Will Commit Treason if Reelected
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Australian Baseball Player Shot by POLICE: He Removes His Hat &Amp; Sunglasses, Rolls Down His Stolen Pink Pony
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Newtown Cops Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Deadly
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Your Startup Needs a Nurse
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Post-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Abortion
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Try This Drip Coffee Experiment at Home While Managing Potential War Abroad
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The Short Life of an Old McDonalds
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Clearly, This Woman Can't Get Married
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Everyone Needs to Change
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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How the PS4 Can Stand Vertically--Without Help
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Scroll and Click a Clit With the 2012 WORLD Aeropress Champion
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Tommy Wiseau Has a Skateboard
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At Disneyland, This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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Why Is Julian Assange Considered a Human
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OMG: 92% of Us Are Thinking
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We Need to Know
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Is Snoop Dogg Coming to Dinner
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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UPDATED: There Are No Magazines for Women
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Honor Student Punished by God
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Little Old Lady Silences the Room
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Why I'm Tired of People