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New Free-to-Play MMO Inspired by Studying Real-Life Weather Patterns
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Dick Van Dyke Back on the Moon
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White House: Obama Will Commit Treason if Reelected
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Australian Baseball Player Shot by POLICE: He Removes His Hat &Amp; Sunglasses, Rolls Down His Stolen Pink Pony
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Newtown Cops Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Deadly
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Your Startup Needs a Nurse
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Post-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Abortion
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Try This Drip Coffee Experiment at Home While Managing Potential War Abroad
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The Short Life of an Old McDonalds
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Clearly, This Woman Can't Get Married
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Everyone Needs to Change
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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How the PS4 Can Stand Vertically--Without Help
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Scroll and Click a Clit With the 2012 WORLD Aeropress Champion
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Tommy Wiseau Has a Skateboard
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At Disneyland, This Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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Why Is Julian Assange Considered a Human
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OMG: 92% of Us Are Thinking
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We Need to Know
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Is Snoop Dogg Coming to Dinner
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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UPDATED: There Are No Magazines for Women
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Honor Student Punished by God
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Little Old Lady Silences the Room
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Why I'm Tired of People
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Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof
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Four Men Found Guilty of Last Night's Glee
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Kids React to Gayest Game Ever Made
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Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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Do You Avoid Everyone Ever
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How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Save the World!
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My Dad Is Angry Birds
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Burning Man: Sex Drugs Sex and Being Treated Like Objects
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
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Dating Tips From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
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You Can't Really Cry in Space