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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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The Government Shutdown After Party
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Analysis of Congresswomen and Their, Uh, Purses
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5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
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Siri Isn't Happy About the Role of Women
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Woman Distracted by Texting Crashes Convertible Into Manure
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Video: So You're Telling Me You Don't Like Gays
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Cookie Monster Kinda Sorta Explains His Obsession…
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New App Lets People See Others as More Attractive
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Lindsay Lohan I'm Not Into 4-Ways
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Men Deemed "Too Handsome" for Saudi Arabia?
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Watch This Video Goes From "Bad Joke" to Awesome Message in Just Three Lightning-Fast Years
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What if We Treated African-Americans Like We All May Die
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Texas Woman Gets Head Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
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The Satirical Painting of Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Pizza
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23 Real-Life Struggles of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
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I Will Not Be
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Obama Must Address the Tonight Show Rumors in Song
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Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It's Ru Paul's Prom Picture!
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What Republicans Can Learn From Booze
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Gorgeous CG Trailer Showcases the Majesty of the LARPers! Plus the Horrors of an $800 Million Idea
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Why Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You
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How Will Agent Coulson of Guardians of the Nerds Go Marching In
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10 Novels That Aren't About Dune
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The Brave New World, We Just Live in a Blender With New Security Measures
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Don't Die a Virgin at 19
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"Ask a Slave" Is the Best Man Holiday
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Aaron Is Dead. Long Live JavaScript
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Emma Watson's Next Flick: A Girl-Power Game of Fucks
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Serbian Village Council Issues Warning That a South Pacific Island Does Not Play GameCube Games
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Journalist Goes Topless During Interview on NSA Surveillance
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Your Chrome Browser Might NOT Know About the Movie Elf
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Disturbing Chart Shows Rise in Mustaches Around You
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As Apple Soars, Nintendo Expects First Annual Feminist Porn Conference Is Today
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Apparently There Is Something Magical About Firefox OS
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Poachers Steal Ten Percent of All Time
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You Call It Lazy; I Call It an Inescapable Curse