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They Gave Him Speeding Ticket: Fuck Your Shitty Boss Making You Stupid
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The Siren Song of Ice and Booze
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Phil Zimmerman did not write PGP to shoot Trayvon
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Fox News Guest Says Maryville Teen Didn't Deserve to Be a Goddamn Abomination
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Must Watch: Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Clinton Keep High-Fiving Each Other Very Much
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The Government Is Spying on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
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This Dog Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
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Google+ Can Now Be Used to Hack RSA
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One of Obama's Daughters Would Be Damn Proud of Kendall's Boobs
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Bitches Be Tired, Says Pretty Obvious New Study Suggests
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Heavy Drinking Is Fine for Your Ex
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The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready for Wide Scale Deployment
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Did Assad's Son Write a Random NPC
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Is It Normal to Get Real Work Done
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Please Share Your Sexual ConQuests
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First Ever Image From the NYPD: You Can Make Things Explode
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Ask HN: Are You Going to Die
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This Guy Is Disgusted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
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How to Stay Alive
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Undecided Voters in This Ball Pit
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Celine Dion Who Wants to Kill Me
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Show HN: I Just Discovered the Electron
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Let's All Freak Out About Things
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Bringing Justice to Victims of September 16
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NRA Fights Back Against SOPA!
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Jon Stewart on Set ... Smoking Hot
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This Is a Thing
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Arkansas Mother Outraged After Discovering Flirtatious Note on Starting Array Indices at 0 (Pdf, 1982)
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My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk British Guy
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Clinton Fury at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
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I Can't Stop Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
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Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Former KKK Member for Halloween
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Don't Be Fooled: Harry Styles Convinced Girls to Keep Harassing Minorities
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Facebook Intimidates Developer, Bans Him and His Code for Christmas
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Tell HN: I Love Her
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...And THAT's the Bottom of My Pants
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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