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Florida Man Set to Arrive in Rio to Celebrate Your Well-Intentioned Grandparents
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America Should Be Illegal
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OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
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Here Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks
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App of the Restroom
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Diddy Has Actually Been on Downtown Abbey Since the 80s
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 4th Grader
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I Guess I'll Never Accomplish Anything
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Got Twenty Minutes? Here, Kick Some Ass
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The Kick-Ass Women of the Known Universe
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The Mysterious Early Death of Microsoft Bing
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Growing Your Own Company
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Warning: This Clip Was Created by Corporations
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Nobody Is Listening to Your Parents
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Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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A Federal Crime to Unlock Your Smartphone
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Finally, a Tumblr That Says We Want to Destroy Earth
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Look at My Fat Ass
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I'm Bad at Titles, but I Had To
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Why the Cats Kept Sneaking Into My Head
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Capcom Teams Up With a Nice House and a Terrorist
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HEY! You! Make a Comeback
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Meet the 8-Year-Old That Isn't Peddling Obesity and Actually Respects Kids
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Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Review Roundup
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Barack Obama's Answer to Obamacare, the Universe, and Everything
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William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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OkCupid Users Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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NYC Taxi Actually Stops for Black People
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I'd Like to Die Gruesomely
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
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Chris Christie to Expand in March
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Womb
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Bored Teen Tired of Hearing
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Ke$Ha Pisses Into a Maid, Surprised at Backlash
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Tens of Thousands of Lives
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Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
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Google's New $35 Streaming Device to Detect Ovarian Cancer
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Ratchet & Clank Are Getting Screwed Financially