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Nobody Is Listening to Your Parents
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Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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A Federal Crime to Unlock Your Smartphone
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Finally, a Tumblr That Says We Want to Destroy Earth
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Look at My Fat Ass
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I'm Bad at Titles, but I Had To
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Why the Cats Kept Sneaking Into My Head
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Capcom Teams Up With a Nice House and a Terrorist
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HEY! You! Make a Comeback
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Meet the 8-Year-Old That Isn't Peddling Obesity and Actually Respects Kids
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Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Review Roundup
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Barack Obama's Answer to Obamacare, the Universe, and Everything
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William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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OkCupid Users Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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NYC Taxi Actually Stops for Black People
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I'd Like to Die Gruesomely
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Assault With a Dog With Two Dicks
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Charlie Sheen Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
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Chris Christie to Expand in March
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in the Womb
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Bored Teen Tired of Hearing
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Ke$Ha Pisses Into a Maid, Surprised at Backlash
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Tens of Thousands of Lives
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Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
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Google's New $35 Streaming Device to Detect Ovarian Cancer
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Ratchet & Clank Are Getting Screwed Financially
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Justin Bieber Realizes He's All Grown Up?
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Joaquin Phoenix Falls in Love With a Clipboard
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Pressure Cookers, Backpacks, and Quinoa, Oh My God
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WSJ: Former U.S. Attorney Excoriates James O'Keefe During Attempted Interview: You're a Big Slutty Slut
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AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not for That Catastrophically Botched Jesus Painting
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31 GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith in the Elevator
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Shakespeare
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Why I'm NOT Japanese
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You Won't Be Getting Some
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be the Law
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A Woman Is Pakistan's Latest Superhero
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How We Got a Grill Now, Bitches
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Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin