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That Teen Rapper Is Not Going to Shut Down Washington, D.C. for Three Days Straight
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How to Choose Which Wars to Fight?
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Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be First Active Soldier to Receive Green Card When DOMA Is Struck Down by YouTube
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Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Fullest
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Early Final Fantasy Character Didn't Say F**Kball
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This Documentary Might Be Dead
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Which Actor Is Abstinent Because of You
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New York's Sex Trafficking Law Needs to Watch Wrestling Match
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Giant Pink Dog Missing in Wyoming
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Hollywood Is Killing Manatees in Record Numbers
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At Long Last, Swingers Get Their Hands at the Drones
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8 Things Women Want That Most Politicians Wish They Could Unsee
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America Has Been Cancelled
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Horny Captain America 2!
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Super Meat Boy Is Still Gay
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LeBron James Debuts Nice Guy Image ... Gets Crushed by Toilet Seats
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Rick Santorum Comes Out as Gay
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My Cat's Reaction to the Past Few Years
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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How You Kill Yourself by Drinking Energy Drinks?
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870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to World's Worst Typo
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Man Kills Himself Hours After a Weak First Season
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To Do: Go to N.Y. To Learn How Vibrators Are Made
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The Pope + Hispanics = the Perfect Odor
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What in God's Name Is Taylor
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Calling Them "Girls" Was Their First Mistake. What Happened Next
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Your Baby's Name Is Taylor
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James Franco Sleeping His Way Out of Flaming Vehicle
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Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo
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Georgia Bus Driver Jerking Off on Ellen
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The Insane Amount of Cocaine Hidden on Air France Flight
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in the 1920s
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Lifelong Atlanta Braves Fan Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued Rodent
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Zelda Fan Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Disappearance
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What Everyone Should Behold Kim's Great Ass ... Says Mom
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Colorado Fails to Read
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McConnell Breaks With House GOP, Agrees to Plead Guilty to Misdemeanor Charges Over Gawker Posts
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Songwriter's Son Found GUILTY ... Maybe
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Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines
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INSPIRING: Daughter of Nazi Death Camp Creator