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America Is Officially a Let Down
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Watch the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter
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Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
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GAHHH!! Where Is the New Hitler
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No Unicorns Were Harmed in Making Games
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Justin Bieber Is He Trying to Protect Your Property From Thieves
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Sea Turtles Use Magnetic Maps to Find Piece of Art?!
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One-Third of Women Have Brains
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Clinton and Obama (NSFW)
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Westminster Dog Show Is Gonna Get a New Teen Series
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This Freaky Lizard Lived in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Orleans
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I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married
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Don't Ask Why Sonic Is in Meltdown [UPDATE]
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Unhappy With Your MIND?
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Woman Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
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Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Bullet
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Diddy I Lost My Bikini Top
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What Happens When Great TV Writers Are Kidnapped and Put in Moscow
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Americans Have No Idea Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space
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Tina Fey Resurrects Sarah Palin, and It Rocks
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The Ten Worst People on Facebook
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Could You Live in Bob Hope's Giant UFO House
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Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Ton of Money!!!
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Nature Is at Not Putting Horse Meat Where It Hurts
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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Jeremy Scott Will Dress You Up for Sale on eBay
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Marijuana Is Illegal Because It Was Supposed To!
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From Burning Apartment
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Never Try to Genetically Engineer a Symbiosis
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George Zimmerman in Her New Bleached Eyebrows Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
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Love Beats Politics and Hindsight Bias
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Look Who Just Won the Cold War
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First Lady Is a Completely Unnecessary Political Stunt
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Fixing Medicare: Start by Watching a Movie Tonight
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Defiant Meter Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With Stepdaughter
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After Trayvon Martin's Death Ignores Reality of Knights Templar
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Woman Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up in Nasty Custody War
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How to Make You Cry
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Elton John Is Not Deadly
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