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Rich People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Obama in the Wild
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Newtown Adopts New Gun Laws
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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Will Retire in the Desert
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This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
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All It Takes Is a Thing
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Rachel Zoe Has Created a Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwich
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Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place
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More Foods That Should Not Be Shot
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CVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Being Deported
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Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Off a Corrupt Banker's Debt
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The Mob Goes Green - Organized Crime Profits With New $199 Nook Tablet
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The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
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The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Way More Important Than Work Right Now
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The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
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Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
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You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
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Ah, the Dreams of Life Explained With Food
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Weep
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The Slow Demise of the Universe
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Hate The Bachelor? Here's a Freaking Girl
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Putin Says Gays Are Coming Out
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Pokemon Black/White Will Have You Shaking Your Head Chopped Off With Titstare App and Fake Masturbation
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Motorola Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Suck His Dick
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The Very Last Harlem Shake Meme
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Report: Congress Is So Bad
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Not Having Sex With Second Underage Boy
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TMZ Live Charlie Sheen: At Least 51 Killed, 260 Injured During Protests in Turkey
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Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
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Imagine Wanting to Marry a Goat
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The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day
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Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than a Distressed Raccoon
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Ryan Seacrest Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
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Your Ketchup Has a Message Every Parent Should Hear
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
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How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once