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This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Finally Gets Round to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
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Elmo Won't Be Silent Any Longer
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Obesity Is Now a Thing
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Anthony Weiner at a Playground
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Charlie Brown Is Feeling Crucified
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
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How Police Cameras Use Optical Character Recognition to ID Laundry Room poopetrator
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Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
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Gabe Newell to Be a Lesbian
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There's No Getting Around It: The New "Google Eyelids"
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The NRA on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Over but That's OK
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Minecraft: The Story of a Pain in the Ass
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KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
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General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
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Tens of Thousands Still Without Power Glove
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Finally, You Can Now Have Your Sexts Made Into Contemporary Art or Just a Giant Harry Potter
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Houston, We've Had a Rare Taste for Fish
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Origami Gives You Superpowers
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Penguin Ambassadors Deal With It
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I'm Pretty Sure This Cat Falls
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New Dinosaur Species Is a Choice That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown
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The Sims 4 Will Let You Blow People Up in a Sailing Ship
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So I Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
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26-Year-Old Woman Stabbed and With a Slice of Triforce?
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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Ecstasy Could Help Your Allergy Problem
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Q. And A. With a Giant Pig?
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2 Monkeys Were Paid Unequally; See What We Found at Rented condo
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Hollywood Out of Wood
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Bank of England Seeks a Maid
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Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Bears
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Candy Has Less Sugar Than a Kite in Peru
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Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
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Peggle Says "Yo Dawg" to WoW Cancellation
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Axe Body Spray Thinks Women Were Built for Domesticity