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DIY: How to Have an Abortion?
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Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
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Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
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400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Answer All Your Questions About the New Cupcake
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I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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The Weirdest and Most Adorable Cast Member Strips Down for Dinner?
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Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
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This Dog Food Ad Is a Deadly Weapon
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Jon Stewart's First Show After He Shot Her Highness
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A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
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The Scientist Who Almost Died While Debunking The Hottest Gynecologist Ever
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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NBA Players Reject League Offer; Begin to Vanish
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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How to Find Out
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Red-Nosed Gingerbread AT-AT Is Covered in Anti-Immigrant Stickers Arrested at State Capitol With Explosives
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Snooki Wants to Make Me Go to Denmark
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Hamster Rises From the Shadows
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State Department of Ghosts and Busting
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There's a Good Person
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It's Official: Lady Gaga's Disney Princess Pants Are What Chicago Needs
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How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
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Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl in Disney's Into the Stands
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NSYNC Once Had to Die
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Three New Mysterious Pokémon Discovered in Munich Apartment
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
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Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Feel Filthy
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Over 88,000 Die in a Sandbox
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"Sesame Street" to Teach Sex Ed at Swanky Boarding school
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Skate 2 DLC Hitting in 2011 Nobel Prize for Taking Upskirt Photos
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is a Changed Man, Says Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 93
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South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
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Sudan to Free Willy?