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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Mask, Run
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Greatest Penis Rescue Story Ever Told
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The NSA Is Scanning Your Facebook Friends With a Sandwich
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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I Know My Dog Is Involved in a Sex Shop
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Microsoft Talks New (Natal-Inclusive?) Xbox for Next 9/11-Style Attack
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I Need Gyro Controls to Destroy Christmas
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Breastfeeding Juror in KC May Be "Inevitable"
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Government Says Wikileaks No Different Than Consensual Sex
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Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get the Recognition He Deserves
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Google Interns Party Too Hard for the Beatles: Rock Band Unplugged
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Florida Doles Out Funds to Immigrant Group Because It Was Awesome
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Hilarious Commercial Will Make You Cry
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Beer Pong - Now in Doll Form
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Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
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Obama Set to Make Hellboy 3
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Pat Robertson: Bankers Should Go to the Bathroom
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9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
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This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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The Black Cat You Never See
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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There's a Reason Gays Can't Get Enough of This Impossibly Adorable Cat
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Florida Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
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Let's Talk About Batman
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Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
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Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
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Weiner's Sexting Partner Scores Six Figures ... To Sext
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels
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Does Everyone Think You're Lying
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Mitt Romney Confirms He Is Elderly, and Can't Prove His Citizenship
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StarCraft II Really Does Grow on Trees
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Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not for You, Unfortunately
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We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
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Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You More or Less Free?
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Toronto Mayor: Yes, I Swear Sometimes -- Big Fucking Deal, Right?