Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
5	5 Vote	New Zealand Is Now "Completely Ludicrous"
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
239	239 Vote	This Guy Tries
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
157	157 Vote	Never Mind the Dragon 1	1
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
492	492 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1

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