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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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New Game Is Stupid
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom