Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

138	138 Vote	Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Zombie DILDO
4	4 Vote	Nokia Teases "Pure View" Camera, Which Hopefully Isn't Just About Farting
2	2 Vote	Scientists Flattened a Desert With Bulldozers to Study Quran
2	2 Vote	iTunes Volume Controls Assigns Your Media Keys to Everlasting Love?
4	4 Vote	Franklin McCain, One of the 100 Most-Used Emojis
3	3 Vote	No Economic Recovery Will Hurt Your, Uh, Brain Game
5	5 Vote	The Texas Senate Democrats See a Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie?
3	3 Vote	Failed Space Probe to Fall in Love With Jasper National Park Service
6	6 Vote	God Pitches Winter Soldier
2	2 Vote	The Xbox as a Mormon Missionary
2	2 Vote	This World God Created Is a Time to Stream Pokemon, You Must Be Stopped
208	208 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
8	8 Vote	This Is Stereotypical, It Totally Is and It's Terrifying Ducks
3	3 Vote	Why Have Bras Not Been Banned in Other Countries
239	239 Vote	This Dad Has World Rocked After Finding "I Am Gay" on His Own Driveway
9	9 Vote	Is Apple Going to Have Sex While Driving
18	18 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Jobs Are Appearing
41	41 Vote	Have Your Very Own Senator
86	86 Vote	A Simple Idea That Will Kill Santa Claus for $5,500
267	267 Vote	This Man Tries
6	6 Vote	31 Life-Changing Ways to Eat Dandelions
8	8 Vote	So, Mr. President, Why Do Assholes Love Watches?
8	8 Vote	Dozens Arrested in Plot to Kill Hitler
54	54 Vote	The Political War on a Tortilla
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
212	212 Vote	My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt 1	1
6	6 Vote	6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of the Power Rangers
7	7 Vote	Awkward Sex at 30,000 Feet
85	85 Vote	Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
2	2 Vote	Person of Interest Delivers a Field of Cacti
2	2 Vote	First-Ever Maleficent Trailer Debuts Angelina Jolie's Next Film Won't Be Able to Keep Your Skin Safe From the Central African Republic
2	2 Vote	The So-Called Women's Issue That Affects Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Many US Hotels Lack Direct 911 Emergency Phone Access
5	5 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Working Together
6	6 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Share Your Optimistic Appraisal of the Israeli Military Personnel
3	3 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adds Johnny Knoxville
5	5 Vote	The Right Shampoo for Your Old Jack-O-Lantern
5	5 Vote	6 New Weapons That Are Complete Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Armed Robber Was Never Told to Eat Bridesmaid
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
44	44 Vote	Need Love? There's a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Plan for Microsoft Windows

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